
I'M THINKING ABOUT ALEC BALDWIN AGAIN​
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i came across a subreddit about celebrities, a comment about alec baldwin
an unpleasant man
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and once i found a bee, grains of sand clinging to its
tiny hairs before i crushed it between my
index fingers
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i must be allergic to the inside of the houses, yes, the doors maybe
i spy with my little eye the urge to flip someone off just in that bagel shop around
the corner,
kidding! those don’t exist in the midwest
hold on – corporate centipedes and wistful wanderers sounds like something he would say right
about now and i’m sure brushing his hair and greeting the mouse under the stove is enough
some days but what about a sock full of ice cubes y’know how should i know,
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this is getting boring
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sometimes i think about being a standup comedian,
mouthing these lines to others, but all i can do now
is yell at the screen two inches from my face
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and i am ashamed.