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The toothbrush was so ugly, so I didn’t brush my teeth
I applied gesso with it, instead

The toothpaste tasted so nasty, so I didn’t brush my teeth
I cleaned the basin with it, instead

I am a self-sufficient painter
But have no friends
Is it because of my bad breath?

My dad doesn’t have bad breath, although he doesn’t brush his teeth
Even his teeth are white
The basin cleaned with the toothbrush never turned white
Although my dad has a lot of friends
The basin and I have no friends

I don’t want to brush my teeth
I told my colleague at work
You still have to
Answered the colleague

Is brushing your teeth so important?