A​ REGULAR KNIGHT

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He is not a white knight or a black knight.
He is a regular knight.
In regular armor.
With a regular sword.
He does not ride a white horse or a red dragon.
He rides a pony and is accompanied by a large ginger cat.
His armor is actually made of tuna tins.
His sword is actually a little one you find pierced into an olive.
He is not very fearsome.
He is not especially helpful.
He can become very anxious as well.
A regular knight with a regular heart.